NVG major event, at Castle Mountain, with a Routier-themed Tavern (TBC)

His greatness Emperor Basil II has decreed a gathering of all Varangian Garrisons in the Byzantine Realm, and resolute symmachoi, to an austere celebration this coming Pascha.

The site is STRICTLY NO NUTS OR NUT PRODUCTS, AND GLASS BOTTLES ARE LIMITED TO WINE BOTTLES ONLY (No beer / soft drink glass bottles.). This is not negotiable.
On Friday 19 April 2019 to including Friday, Saturday & Sunday evening meals

Purchase tickets through the web link below.

(Members who wish to go please notify committee so we can update ALHF for insurance)

Midday Working Bee at the Black Lagoon Fortress Thyngie at Blaxland
2.30pm Pool & Pizza Party at the House of Louise & Damien not far from Blaxland

Members and wannabe members are invited to celebrate what has been a fantastic year of triumphs. The Conferention was sung up, the bitter cold of Winter Camp defeated with industrial constructions, the fire ban at Ye Olde Medieval Fayre of St Ives was shouted down with a ‘bang’ and the Yarts Gallery of NSW Rembrandt exhibition was utterly stunned into submission by the authentic and yet somehow soft and tender appearance of the Routiers aka the Frill Necked Dutch Merchant Society.

There will also be an AGM at the end of the Working Bee at which some special announcements will be made, honours delivered and citizenships of elected committee members questioned.

So please put this special day in your calendars. More exact details will be provided to members and wannabe members closer to the event.

A digitally enhanced woodblock print showing the congealed wounded being taken from the field of Edgehill in 1642. British Library Collection, MarrickvilleA digitally enhanced woodblock print showing the congealed wounded being taken from the field of Edgehill in 1642. British Library Collection, Marrickville

Thank God for a hard frost!

During the evening after the inconclusive fighting at Edgehill on 23 October 1642, King Charles’ forces had retired to the nearby Warmington hills and Parliament’s army returned to their camp at Little Kineton and Kineton, Both forces left troops on the field to monitor each other’s position throughout what was a bitterly cold night with a HARD FROST. Fortunately for many of the wounded left lying on the field that night, the BITTER COLD actually allowed their wounds to congeal and saved many from bleeding to death or succumbing to infection. Therefore, bitterly cold weather is good for you.

This, the 35th Winter Camp, the Routiers will reenact the aftermath of Edgehill in the coldest known place in the arse end of the Blue Mountains, Black Springs.

The event will be, as always, fully catered, with a wonderful fully functional Chapel of the Holy Turd and a comraderie and fire pit that will warm the cockles of your heart. Any wounded will be placed away from the fire to congeal.

When – Over the weekend of 4-5th of August. Early arrivals on Friday 3rd are encouraged.

Events will include; eating, drinking, dicing, musketry – including the World Renowned Captayne’s Cup – archery, ceaseless drill movements, constant bowel movements, various games (including the madness of Cardinal Pell Mell), archery, and inane singing of silly and yet somehow poignant songs.

Beer will be available, as will the finest of wines, at ridiculous prices if not free.

Reply via email or Facebook if you wish to attend, would rather stay in a cosy common tent, have some straw to keep warm, eat things which are not meat, or need any other requirements which can be met by the Routiers…

Black Springs is around 3.5 hours drive from Sydney on a good day, via Oberon. If you want to bag a lift, please let us know. If you need directions to the encampment at Kennedy Park, Loch Erin Road, Black Springs, let us know.

Remember to bring warm stuff and put anti-freeze in your car. As opposed to anything else.

Cost will be around $40-$60 per reasonably adult person which covers meals, site fees, and straw. Congealment of any nagging, nasty wound is a free bonus.

Mid-17th C Living History Weekend – Fully Catered, with Authentic Loo! EVENTS – Eating, Drinking, Musketry – including the World Famous Captain’s Cup Competition, Archery, 17th Century Military Drill, Gambling, Music, Dance and Games including the Grand Pell Mell Tournament.

4 day event (Friday, 14 April – Monday, 17 April 17)

All time periods covered – Ancients to Vietnam.

  • Not catered, and BYO.
  • No hard accommodation on site but there is cheap hotel accommodation 8 minutes away in Tarago, at the Loaded Dog Hotel
  • Fighting, Archery and live firing
  • Presentations
  • Workshops
  • Market
  • No early bird prices, last registration is 2 weeks prior to the event

Admission

$80 for adults
$40 for children 4 – 13
Babies 0 – 3 Free
Subsidised admission for the management team and on the day tasks (ie. cleaning).

Hosted by The ALHF

17th century remedies from Gervase Markham’s The English Housewife 1615

Firstly: A preventative

Against Drunkenness

If you would not be drunk, take the powder of betony and coleworts [any member of the cabbage family] mixed together; and eat it every morning fasting, as much as will lie upon a sixpence, and it will preserve a man from drunkenness.

In case too much was drunk for the preventative to be effective…

For the headache

For the headache, you shall take of rose-water, of the juice of camomile, or woman’s milk, and of strong wine vinegar, of each two spoonful; mix them together well upon a chafing-dish of coals, then take of a piece of a dry rose cake and steep it therein, and as soon as it hath drunk up the liquor and is thoroughly hot, take a couple of sound nutmegs grated to power, and strew them upon the rose cake; then breaking it into two parts, bind it on each side upon the temples of the head, and so let the party lie down to rest, and the pain will in a short space be taken from him.

Another

The oil of lilies if the head be anointed therewith, is good for any pain therein.

Another

Take rue, and steep it in venigar a day and a night, the rue being first well bruised, then with the same anoint the head twice or thrice a day.

For the swimming of the head

For the swimming or dizzying in the head, you shall take of agnus castus, of broomwort, and of camomile dried, of each two drams, mix it with the juice of ivy, oil of roses and white wine, of each a like quantity, till it come to a thick salve: and then bind it to the temples of the head, and it will in short space take away the grief.

Finally, for those who suffer from longer term effects…

A restorative for the liver

Take fennel roots, and parsley roots, of each a like, wash them clean, and peel off the upper bark and cast away the pith within, then mince them small, then put them to three pints of water, and set them over the fire; then take figs, and shred them small, liquorice and break it small, and put them to the herbs, and let all boil very well, then take sorrel and stamp it and put it to the rest, and let it boil till some part be wasted, then take a good quantity of honey and put to it and boil a while, then take it from the fire and clarify it through a strainer into a glass vessel and stop it very close, then give the sick to drink thereof morning and evening.

Gout

For the gout, take aristolochia rotunda, althea, betony, and the roots of wild nep [probably ground ivy], and the root of the wild dock cut into thin pieces after the upper rind is taken away, of each a like quantity, boil them all in running water till they be soft and thick: then stamp them in a mortar as small as may be, and put thereto a little quantity of chimney soot, and a pint or better of new milk of a cow which is all of one entire colour, and as much if the urine of a man that is fasting, and having stirred them all well together, boil them once again on the fire; then, as hot as the party can suffer it, apply it to the grieved place, and it will give him ease.

For the hot gout

For the hot gout [highly inflamed], take five of six spoonsful of the juice of hemlock, and as much swine’s grease finely clarified [LARD!!!!! ], and beating them well together anoint the sort place with the same, and it will give sudden ease.